Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Adventure Riding Tips

Some things I have learned over the years...

  • Never get into what you can't physically drag your bike out of.
  • Never confine yourself to schedules, hotel reservations, or planed routes. Let the journey take you there.
  • Small town locals welcome big smiles and friendly waves.
  • Ask politely before taking a strangers photo.
  • Town historical districts can tell the story of its existence.
  • Small town diners serve the best food by the warmest people.
  • Beef jerky is the universal treat for dogs. One smell turns an angry growl into a tail wag.
  • Ask... "Who has the best burger in town?"
  • Ask... "What can you tell me about this place?"
  • Ask... "What's there to do in this town?"
  • Always carry vice grips, large zip ties, and a few large zip lock bags.
  • Always have an extra key hidden on your bike.
  • Always offer to let curious kids sit on your bike as it will leave a lifelong lasting impression.
  • The US mail system is a great way to off load unnecessary gear, purchased souvenirs, or post cards to friends.
  • Cemeteries make great places to take a nap. They are in available in every town, open 24/7, and no one will bother you.
  • Respect Mother Nature as she is ultimately in control of your trip.
  • Be careful riding in strong winds… they can blow a bike up off its kickstand (that's a $550 tip).
  • When riding out West carry both your swim suit and your snow suit.
  • Listen to Mother Nature, she is always right.
  • Never eat at franchise restaurants.
  • Be sure to stop at festivals, church breakfast, and fish fries (be sure to tip large).
  • A sign saying “World Famous Beef Jerky” is worth checking out.
  • Teach someone to ride as it is a great gift
  • Never let anyone ride your bike.
  • Never drink and ride, damn things are hard enough to stay upright as it is.

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